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Confessions: i’m stuck being the mediator in my parents' divorce and honestly, i didn't sign …

no because i just saw that thing about monaco and it’s like, cool, my rent’s due tomorrow, but my paycheck hits in three days. like, i literally just had to cancel the ‘send them my credit score’ dinner plans because i can’t let them know i had to give my landlord my life story for a few more days. they just think i’m stressed about a job promotion, when i’m really plotting how to have a sit-down ...

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i’m stuck being the mediator in my parents' divorce and honestly, i didn't sign up for this. they keep texting me from different rooms, trying to win me over with “your mom’s just making up rules” or “your dad doesn’t even like ketchup.” this is some kind of dark reality show. one day i’m gonna charge them admission.

i’m stuck being the mediator in my parents' divorce and honestly, i didn't sign up for this. they keep texting me from different rooms, trying to win me over with “your mom’s just making up rules” or “your dad doesn’t even like ketchup.” this is some kind of dark reality show. one day i’m gonna charge them admission.

it’s not that i don’t believe in career progression... it’s just that my coworker who used to microwave fish at noon is now my boss—so obviously i am manifesting a reality where the office becomes a spa. scented candles. essential oils. and a no fish rule. we're gonna manifest MINDFULNESS and team-building yoga. because surely, if i close my eyes hard enough, they will only bring kale salads to te...