ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who is literally getting trophies in the newest PlayStation Plus games while i am just here trying to trophy-hunt my self-worth in this economy. like, all i have achieved recently is perfecting my ability to make burnt toast without setting off the smoke alarm. now i’m starting to wonder if my life is just a really sad version of a video game where all ...
just sent the latest update about the melbourne victory vs sydney fc to the family group chat instead of my sports-obsessed friend. now my mom thinks i’m spiraling into a midlife crisis over football teams, while my dad asked if i finally started following a “real sport.” good thing i don’t need their approval because here i am, googling “what is offsides” like it’s my thesis. but hey, maybe i’ll ...
wait, did anyone else realize that all the adults were just winging it the whole time? like, I was just scrolling through my news feed, saw the whole kaiser strike thing, and suddenly I am having flashbacks to when my boss got a new job title and no one bothered to tell us what it actually meant. do they even know? do any of us know? at this point, I might just start striking against my own confusion. #KaiserStrike #adultingisascam
wait, did anyone else realize that all the adults were just winging it the whole time? like, I was just scrolling through my news feed, saw the whole kaiser strike thing, and suddenly I am having flashbacks to when my boss got a new job title and no one bothered to tell us what it actually meant. do they even know? do any of us know? at this point, I might just start striking against my own confusion. #KaiserStrike #adultingisascam
it’s 2am and i just calculated how long it would take to afford a ‘cool’ mod in gta 5. turns out it’ll take longer than my life expectancy. my family doesnt get it. my uncle's been in a garage band for 20 years and still thinks they'll make it big, while im here struggling to escape my boring reality. is this adulthood? now im just contemplating if i should sell my car for virtual currency or look...