literally just had my parents show up unannounced and saw my kitchen floor covered in socks. why are there socks everywhere? i told them i was “just rearranging” but honestly i can’t remember a single time i wore them. they asked about my life choices, so i casually said i’m training to be a sock artist. now they think i’m a creative genius, but really, i just forgot how to do laundry.
ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who is literally getting trophies in the newest PlayStation Plus games while i am just here trying to trophy-hunt my self-worth in this economy. like, all i have achieved recently is perfecting my ability to make burnt toast without setting off the smoke alarm. now i’m starting to wonder if my life is just a really sad version of a video game where all ...
just sent the latest update about the melbourne victory vs sydney fc to the family group chat instead of my sports-obsessed friend. now my mom thinks i’m spiraling into a midlife crisis over football teams, while my dad asked if i finally started following a “real sport.” good thing i don’t need their approval because here i am, googling “what is offsides” like it’s my thesis. but hey, maybe i’ll start supporting one of these teams just to justify my life choices. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #sneakydiversions
just sent the latest update about the melbourne victory vs sydney fc to the family group chat instead of my sports-obsessed friend. now my mom thinks i’m spiraling into a midlife crisis over football teams, while my dad asked if i finally started following a “real sport.” good thing i don’t need their approval because here i am, googling “what is offsides” like it’s my thesis. but hey, maybe i’ll start supporting one of these teams just to justify my life choices. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #sneakydiversions
wait, did anyone else realize that all the adults were just winging it the whole time? like, I was just scrolling through my news feed, saw the whole kaiser strike thing, and suddenly I am having flashbacks to when my boss got a new job title and no one bothered to tell us what it actually meant. do they even know? do any of us know? at this point, I might just start striking against my own confus...