honestly, just discovered my coworker FORWARDED my passionate rant about paperclip shortages to the entire team. i put my heart and SOUL into that message, people. had a full-blown meltdown about the way they just won’t fix the supply issue. now everyone is looking at me like i'm the weird one, and all i can think is, “do you not care about the PAPERCLIPS?” it’s the betrayal i didn’t need, all whi...
literally just had my parents show up unannounced and saw my kitchen floor covered in socks. why are there socks everywhere? i told them i was “just rearranging” but honestly i can’t remember a single time i wore them. they asked about my life choices, so i casually said i’m training to be a sock artist. now they think i’m a creative genius, but really, i just forgot how to do laundry.
ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who is literally getting trophies in the newest PlayStation Plus games while i am just here trying to trophy-hunt my self-worth in this economy. like, all i have achieved recently is perfecting my ability to make burnt toast without setting off the smoke alarm. now i’m starting to wonder if my life is just a really sad version of a video game where all the achievements are blocked. #PlaystationPlusGames #existentialcrisis
ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who is literally getting trophies in the newest PlayStation Plus games while i am just here trying to trophy-hunt my self-worth in this economy. like, all i have achieved recently is perfecting my ability to make burnt toast without setting off the smoke alarm. now i’m starting to wonder if my life is just a really sad version of a video game where all the achievements are blocked. #PlaystationPlusGames #existentialcrisis
just sent the latest update about the melbourne victory vs sydney fc to the family group chat instead of my sports-obsessed friend. now my mom thinks i’m spiraling into a midlife crisis over football teams, while my dad asked if i finally started following a “real sport.” good thing i don’t need their approval because here i am, googling “what is offsides” like it’s my thesis. but hey, maybe i’ll ...