if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just remember that every day is a new chance to find your strength and take a small step forward. #KeepGoing #Encouragement
last night I found out Will Levis' ex-girlfriend was in Hawaii. meanwhile, my brother just got a promotion and mom baked him a cake that was basically the Eiffel Tower of desserts. I tried to tell her about my day and she said, “that’s nice, sweetie, but did you SEE that picture?” I'm still processing what “sweetie” means when you’re clearly a second-place contestant in the family favoritism Olymp...
not gonna lie, I had this elaborate vision for a cooking channel where I become a master chef overnight. I bought all the tools, watched endless videos, even practiced my “chef’s kiss” in the mirror. my first attempt was a simple pasta dish, and I ended up burning water. I might just stick to heating up frozen meals, but hey, at least my dreams were well-seasoned. #Game #DreamsCrushed
not gonna lie, I had this elaborate vision for a cooking channel where I become a master chef overnight. I bought all the tools, watched endless videos, even practiced my “chef’s kiss” in the mirror. my first attempt was a simple pasta dish, and I ended up burning water. I might just stick to heating up frozen meals, but hey, at least my dreams were well-seasoned. #Game #DreamsCrushed
yooo, just created an entire alternate reality where I’m the reigning champion of competitive rock stacking — even gave interviews about my “journey” with my ten stacks of perfectly balanced stones. — spoiler alert: I’m just sad that the rocks are the only things I can count on. #rockstar #selfdelusion