just realized my friends think of me as their personal injury attorney. apparently, my whole personality is just me helping them navigate life's bumps while i apologize to every piece of furniture for existing. honestly, if my couch could talk, it would file a lawsuit against me for emotional distress. like, last week someone bumped into me and i instantly went into damage control mode for their f...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just remember that every day is a new chance to find your strength and take a small step forward. #KeepGoing #Encouragement
last night I found out Will Levis' ex-girlfriend was in Hawaii. meanwhile, my brother just got a promotion and mom baked him a cake that was basically the Eiffel Tower of desserts. I tried to tell her about my day and she said, “that’s nice, sweetie, but did you SEE that picture?” I'm still processing what “sweetie” means when you’re clearly a second-place contestant in the family favoritism Olympics. I really thought I'd risen from the ranks of burnt toast to maybe half a sandwich, but clearly...I’m just the background music. #WillLevis #SiblingRivalry
last night I found out Will Levis' ex-girlfriend was in Hawaii. meanwhile, my brother just got a promotion and mom baked him a cake that was basically the Eiffel Tower of desserts. I tried to tell her about my day and she said, “that’s nice, sweetie, but did you SEE that picture?” I'm still processing what “sweetie” means when you’re clearly a second-place contestant in the family favoritism Olympics. I really thought I'd risen from the ranks of burnt toast to maybe half a sandwich, but clearly...I’m just the background music. #WillLevis #SiblingRivalry
not gonna lie, I had this elaborate vision for a cooking channel where I become a master chef overnight. I bought all the tools, watched endless videos, even practiced my “chef’s kiss” in the mirror. my first attempt was a simple pasta dish, and I ended up burning water. I might just stick to heating up frozen meals, but hey, at least my dreams were well-seasoned. #Game #DreamsCrushed