it's not that i don’t want to talk about my job, bhai, it's just... i got laid off last month and haven't told a soul. rishtedaar asking me every week, "job ka kya?" matlab, i’m just here planning a triumphant return like rahmanullah gurbaz after this PSL drama. meanwhile, i can’t even afford to order in. like, if they only knew i haven't been able to afford a first date in forever, they'd laugh a...
it's not that i think my accidental heart is the universe telling me to embrace self-love or anything... but here i am, spiraling. literally, it feels like i hearted my own failure in front of my coworkers. while everyone is celebrating some soccer match like "yay, look at them score," i'm stuck at this job where my biggest achievement was refilling the paper in the copier... for the third time. c...
bruh, i can't stop imagining how they would respond if i texted them a seven-page essay about why my cat is secretly an interdimensional traveler, like what if that totally won them over? meanwhile, they’re probably just scrolling through their feed, completely unbothered. it's wild how my brain has decided this scenario is more plausible than my actual reality. lmao, every time i reimagine that text, my heart races like i'm about to win an Oscar for best dramatic monologue that will never happen.
bruh, i can't stop imagining how they would respond if i texted them a seven-page essay about why my cat is secretly an interdimensional traveler, like what if that totally won them over? meanwhile, they’re probably just scrolling through their feed, completely unbothered. it's wild how my brain has decided this scenario is more plausible than my actual reality. lmao, every time i reimagine that text, my heart races like i'm about to win an Oscar for best dramatic monologue that will never happen.
literally watched my friend post about their brand-new boat—who needs that, right? I still can’t figure out if my last meal was a decent sandwich or another sad attempt at self-care. Everyone else is riding high on success—are we just going to ignore that my last achievement was mastering the art of finding matching socks? should I be taking notes on what they did differently—or is this just a gam...