WhisperDog

Thoughts: literally watched my friend post about their brand-new boat—who needs that, righ…

it's not that i think my accidental heart is the universe telling me to embrace self-love or anything... but here i am, spiraling. literally, it feels like i hearted my own failure in front of my coworkers. while everyone is celebrating some soccer match like "yay, look at them score," i'm stuck at this job where my biggest achievement was refilling the paper in the copier... for the third time. c...

bruh, i can't stop imagining how they would respond if i texted them a seven-page essay about why my cat is secretly an interdimensional traveler, like what if that totally won them over? meanwhile, they’re probably just scrolling through their feed, completely unbothered. it's wild how my brain has decided this scenario is more plausible than my actual reality. lmao, every time i reimagine that t...

literally watched my friend post about their brand-new boat—who needs that, right? I still can’t figure out if my last meal was a decent sandwich or another sad attempt at self-care. Everyone else is riding high on success—are we just going to ignore that my last achievement was mastering the art of finding matching socks? should I be taking notes on what they did differently—or is this just a game of ‘who looks happier’?

literally watched my friend post about their brand-new boat—who needs that, right? I still can’t figure out if my last meal was a decent sandwich or another sad attempt at self-care. Everyone else is riding high on success—are we just going to ignore that my last achievement was mastering the art of finding matching socks? should I be taking notes on what they did differently—or is this just a game of ‘who looks happier’?

day 47 of scrolling through my contacts and feeling like the only one left unpaired. yaar, my ex is posting pictures of the happiest moments with someone else, while i'm here eating maggi alone, making a throne out of all my unopened texts. matlab, do you even realize how much of yourself you pour into someone until they're gone? and now, all these couples are so lovey-dovey, and i'm left question...