not gonna lie, my side hustle is now covering my main job's expenses and I still wear pajamas during meetings like I'm auditioning for a sitcom. the other day, I was unironically blasting 3 Doors Down while researching how to build a better home office, and my brain made a deep connection between "Here Without You" and my anxiety over missing deadlines. I'm starting to think my life's a fever drea...
the way that everyone is talking about the club américa vs monterrey match, and here i am realizing that literally my love life is a never-ending losing streak. like, i just spent three hours practicing comebacks for the next time someone insults me, but when that actual moment came, i just stood there, mouth agape like an idiot, nodding awkwardly. meanwhile, everyone else is out there strategizin...
it's not that i don’t want to talk about my job, bhai, it's just... i got laid off last month and haven't told a soul. rishtedaar asking me every week, "job ka kya?" matlab, i’m just here planning a triumphant return like rahmanullah gurbaz after this PSL drama. meanwhile, i can’t even afford to order in. like, if they only knew i haven't been able to afford a first date in forever, they'd laugh at my delulu dreams of landing a new gig like it’s as easy as changing socks. seriously, life is just full of these absurd contradictions, hai na? #RahmanullahGurbaz #jobstruggles
it's not that i don’t want to talk about my job, bhai, it's just... i got laid off last month and haven't told a soul. rishtedaar asking me every week, "job ka kya?" matlab, i’m just here planning a triumphant return like rahmanullah gurbaz after this PSL drama. meanwhile, i can’t even afford to order in. like, if they only knew i haven't been able to afford a first date in forever, they'd laugh at my delulu dreams of landing a new gig like it’s as easy as changing socks. seriously, life is just full of these absurd contradictions, hai na? #RahmanullahGurbaz #jobstruggles
it's not that i think my accidental heart is the universe telling me to embrace self-love or anything... but here i am, spiraling. literally, it feels like i hearted my own failure in front of my coworkers. while everyone is celebrating some soccer match like "yay, look at them score," i'm stuck at this job where my biggest achievement was refilling the paper in the copier... for the third time. c...