my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' and suddenly it felt like watching my life turn into a low-budget romcom with cringy dialogue. meanwhile, i can’t even handle the basic task of explaining to my family what “tien tennis” is while trying to explain why i haven't found a “real” partner. my imaginary trophy for achieving relationship status just shattered, and now i’m thinking m...
it’s day 47 of me not checking my bank balance—last night, I woke up in a panic, convinced my checking account was throwing a surprise party for my overdraft fees. my mother texted me about today’s bank open status, and suddenly I remembered I owe my therapist a SMALL fortune—no clue how I am going to explain my 300 selfies of me crying into a slice of pizza that I took during last month’s mental ...
just found these old texts from my last situationship and honestly, why were they texting like they were auditioning for American Idol, while I was just sitting here binging old seasons - looking for signs of life. like, did they really think I would get swept away by lyrical promises after they ghosted me on my birthday? meanwhile, brooks rosser gets called a unicorn and I can't even find someone to call me back when I leave the house - what is happening?? it's like i signed up for a talent show where my only skill is finding excuses to cry at two am. #BrooksRosserAmericanIdol #SituationshipChaos
just found these old texts from my last situationship and honestly, why were they texting like they were auditioning for American Idol, while I was just sitting here binging old seasons - looking for signs of life. like, did they really think I would get swept away by lyrical promises after they ghosted me on my birthday? meanwhile, brooks rosser gets called a unicorn and I can't even find someone to call me back when I leave the house - what is happening?? it's like i signed up for a talent show where my only skill is finding excuses to cry at two am. #BrooksRosserAmericanIdol #SituationshipChaos
not gonna lie, i just unsent a message that had my entire emotional breakdown about the timberwolves vs warriors game. my therapist just posted an update about player injuries like it was my high school prom night. panic-set in as i realized my crush definitely saw my breakdown before the unsent wave of regret. it’s honestly a whole life situation now. like, how do i explain that i cry more about ...