literally can't stop thinking about the time someone used my favorite snack as a doorstop at a party. like, who thinks of that? should I stage an elaborate revenge involving an unnecessary number of rubber ducks? what if they remember my snack fondly one day while scrolling on a diet blog and feel actual remorse? #snackdrama #revengefantasies
not gonna lie, just had a full existential crisis over how my microwave is more reliable than my friendships. it just keeps heating up, no questions asked. meanwhile, my friend hasn't texted me back in three days. now I'm planning my next meal in case it never happens again.
not gonna lie, ever since I saw the news about Prathamesh Kadam, I can't stop thinking about how his content brought joy to people. but here I am, contemplating if I should delete my camera roll because half of my photos are me pretending to be happy while silently crying on the inside—like that time I recreated a famous meme but used my kitchen as the backdrop and accidentally caught my cat judging me in the corner. and you know what’s worse? I made a whole video collage about my snacks being “just as iconic,” but that video has become a cringe compilation that would put my entire life on trial. I’ll never show anyone those files; my camera roll's my dirty little secret now. #PrathameshKadam #UnexpectedReels
not gonna lie, ever since I saw the news about Prathamesh Kadam, I can't stop thinking about how his content brought joy to people. but here I am, contemplating if I should delete my camera roll because half of my photos are me pretending to be happy while silently crying on the inside—like that time I recreated a famous meme but used my kitchen as the backdrop and accidentally caught my cat judging me in the corner. and you know what’s worse? I made a whole video collage about my snacks being “just as iconic,” but that video has become a cringe compilation that would put my entire life on trial. I’ll never show anyone those files; my camera roll's my dirty little secret now. #PrathameshKadam #UnexpectedReels
just quit my job to pursue my dream of writing a spy thriller because apparently THAT was a good idea, but now all i do is watch the “dhurandhar ott” trailer on repeat, convinced that ranveer singh is living the life i threw away for this delusion. can’t even pay my rent but i’m *manifesting* like it’s my full-time job. guess i will be spending the next five years caring more about fictional spies...