not gonna lie, just had a full existential crisis over how my microwave is more reliable than my friendships. it just keeps heating up, no questions asked. meanwhile, my friend hasn't texted me back in three days. now I'm planning my next meal in case it never happens again.
not gonna lie, ever since I saw the news about Prathamesh Kadam, I can't stop thinking about how his content brought joy to people. but here I am, contemplating if I should delete my camera roll because half of my photos are me pretending to be happy while silently crying on the inside—like that time I recreated a famous meme but used my kitchen as the backdrop and accidentally caught my cat judgi...
just quit my job to pursue my dream of writing a spy thriller because apparently THAT was a good idea, but now all i do is watch the “dhurandhar ott” trailer on repeat, convinced that ranveer singh is living the life i threw away for this delusion. can’t even pay my rent but i’m *manifesting* like it’s my full-time job. guess i will be spending the next five years caring more about fictional spies than my actual existence. #DhurandharOtt #dreambig
just quit my job to pursue my dream of writing a spy thriller because apparently THAT was a good idea, but now all i do is watch the “dhurandhar ott” trailer on repeat, convinced that ranveer singh is living the life i threw away for this delusion. can’t even pay my rent but i’m *manifesting* like it’s my full-time job. guess i will be spending the next five years caring more about fictional spies than my actual existence. #DhurandharOtt #dreambig
just sent a breakup text that would make even camila osorio weep. then they replied ‘ok.’ now i’m debating if ‘ok’ means acceptance or if they’re just luring me into a false sense of security before they ghost me like i’m last season's trend. really hoping my next self-care ritual isn’t putting together my own personal ad. #CamilaOsorio #Heartbreak