wait, why does it feel like everyone around me is becoming an expert in life while I’m still trying to remember if I fed myself this week—I scroll through social media and see my old classmate holding a book deal and I’m here panicking over which frozen meal to buy for dinner; I even imagined how different things would be if I hadn’t stayed in that boring safe job—but the truth is, I would still b...
i swear, it felt like pure genius at the time, buying that oversized inflatable unicorn for my backyard—like, how whimsical is that? but then the credit card bill arrives, and it’s like the universe is smirking at me. like, cool, you just financed your midlife crisis with a ridiculous blow-up party animal. am i going to drown my sorrows in its plastic embrace now? it’s just sitting there, mocking ...
not gonna lie, my spotify wrapped was basically a middle school diary entry come to life. one minute I’m listening to some emo ballad about heartbreak, and the next I’m belting out 90s pop bops like it’s nobody’s business. i thought I was being all edgy and mysterious, but apparently, my top song says I’m still clinging to my past while trying to party through my chaos. like, can we NOT expose my identity like that?
not gonna lie, my spotify wrapped was basically a middle school diary entry come to life. one minute I’m listening to some emo ballad about heartbreak, and the next I’m belting out 90s pop bops like it’s nobody’s business. i thought I was being all edgy and mysterious, but apparently, my top song says I’m still clinging to my past while trying to party through my chaos. like, can we NOT expose my identity like that?
do you ever look at your bank statement and feel like a stranger is living your life? like, who IS this person with seven subscriptions to meditation apps—seven—when I can't even find time to breathe? it’s like throwing money into a black hole while my anxiety does a victory dance, a wild celebration of my choices—or lack thereof—who even thought I needed five audiobooks I forgot I bought but some...