i swear, it felt like pure genius at the time, buying that oversized inflatable unicorn for my backyard—like, how whimsical is that? but then the credit card bill arrives, and it’s like the universe is smirking at me. like, cool, you just financed your midlife crisis with a ridiculous blow-up party animal. am i going to drown my sorrows in its plastic embrace now? it’s just sitting there, mocking ...
not gonna lie, my spotify wrapped was basically a middle school diary entry come to life. one minute I’m listening to some emo ballad about heartbreak, and the next I’m belting out 90s pop bops like it’s nobody’s business. i thought I was being all edgy and mysterious, but apparently, my top song says I’m still clinging to my past while trying to party through my chaos. like, can we NOT expose my ...
do you ever look at your bank statement and feel like a stranger is living your life? like, who IS this person with seven subscriptions to meditation apps—seven—when I can't even find time to breathe? it’s like throwing money into a black hole while my anxiety does a victory dance, a wild celebration of my choices—or lack thereof—who even thought I needed five audiobooks I forgot I bought but somehow remember to spiral into existential dread every night? it’s exhausting—utterly exhausting—filling my life with noise and not a single moment of peace. #uncomfortabletruths #lonelythoughts
do you ever look at your bank statement and feel like a stranger is living your life? like, who IS this person with seven subscriptions to meditation apps—seven—when I can't even find time to breathe? it’s like throwing money into a black hole while my anxiety does a victory dance, a wild celebration of my choices—or lack thereof—who even thought I needed five audiobooks I forgot I bought but somehow remember to spiral into existential dread every night? it’s exhausting—utterly exhausting—filling my life with noise and not a single moment of peace. #uncomfortabletruths #lonelythoughts
it's two a.m. and i just watched that clip of Torah Bright talking about family struggles and it hit a little too close because honestly, my sister texted me "we need to talk" yesterday, and instead of replying, i stared at the screen for four hours, convinced that the apocalypse was coming before realizing, maybe it’s just my life collapsing into awkward family drama, and if she’s breaking the ne...