the way that i stood in the middle of the cereal aisle, sobbing, because the grocery store switched my beloved blueberry-flavored puffs for a less blueberry-y alternative. no because who thought we could betray a classic? like, honestly, is there no justice left in the world when cereal can’t even stay loyal?
why is it that I was literally voluntold to spend my weekend shoveling cat litter at the animal shelter—while I can’t even keep my own plant alive? so there I am, staring down the world’s most uncooperative feline with a twitching tail—when suddenly, it decides to take a running leap straight into my hair. now I’m standing there, half in shock, half considering what to name my new feline headpiece...
no because i just calculated how much i spent on mint-flavored lip balm over the last year and honestly, it’s literally a small fortune for something that just sits in my bag, unappreciated. the betrayal of that minty freshness hitting my lips, and yet i still feel empty inside. #selfbetrayal #mintymistakes
no because i just calculated how much i spent on mint-flavored lip balm over the last year and honestly, it’s literally a small fortune for something that just sits in my bag, unappreciated. the betrayal of that minty freshness hitting my lips, and yet i still feel empty inside. #selfbetrayal #mintymistakes
yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago and now i feel like an avalanche of regret is piling up — like i can already see my entire social life trapped under this snow accumulation of shame, all because my ex’s cousin decided to post a deep selfie of their reflection in a puddle like it was groundbreaking art. so now i’m scrolling frantically, thinking of ways to save my dignity whi...