not gonna lie, I spent three months meticulously crafting an intricate recipe for the perfect savory soufflé—only for my neighbor to turn it in as their own dish at the community bake-off and win first place with it—now I'm plotting my revenge with an elaborate, artistically inspired poster campaign highlighting how the souffle was crafted in my kitchen with a side note about their unfortunate hab...
the way that i stood in the middle of the cereal aisle, sobbing, because the grocery store switched my beloved blueberry-flavored puffs for a less blueberry-y alternative. no because who thought we could betray a classic? like, honestly, is there no justice left in the world when cereal can’t even stay loyal?
why is it that I was literally voluntold to spend my weekend shoveling cat litter at the animal shelter—while I can’t even keep my own plant alive? so there I am, staring down the world’s most uncooperative feline with a twitching tail—when suddenly, it decides to take a running leap straight into my hair. now I’m standing there, half in shock, half considering what to name my new feline headpiece, when someone yells...
why is it that I was literally voluntold to spend my weekend shoveling cat litter at the animal shelter—while I can’t even keep my own plant alive? so there I am, staring down the world’s most uncooperative feline with a twitching tail—when suddenly, it decides to take a running leap straight into my hair. now I’m standing there, half in shock, half considering what to name my new feline headpiece, when someone yells...
no because i just calculated how much i spent on mint-flavored lip balm over the last year and honestly, it’s literally a small fortune for something that just sits in my bag, unappreciated. the betrayal of that minty freshness hitting my lips, and yet i still feel empty inside. #selfbetrayal #mintymistakes