so like, everyone’s all about macros now and honestly i pretend i get it, but do i really? like, what even is a macro? i just wanna know how many tacos i can eat on taco tuesday without feeling guilty, you know? people throw around terms like protein and carbs like it’s a secret club and im just over here with my nachos and wondering if that counts as a meal or just a snack? ngl, i might just stic...
ngl, I still think about my old roommate, Jake, who would literally cook fish in the microwave at 2am and not even apologize for the smell, like?? we were only supposed to be living together for a summer, but those months felt like YEARS. lowkey miss the chaos tho, like who knew living with someone could be so... memorable?
there's this one memory that just lives rent-free in my head, right? like, it was my friend's birthday party last year, and we were all crammed in this tiny apartment with, like, six different takeout boxes just stacked everywhere. somehow, we ended up playing charades and I was trying to act out "Titanic" and literally knocked over a potted plant and... anyway, everyone was laughing so hard, like, belly-ache laughter, and I just remember thinking how could this be the best night ever while being so broke?? like, I had a ten-dollar bill in my wallet and I thought that was gonna last me a week... but those moments when you're just happy, ya know? it really makes you question what "rich" even is...
there's this one memory that just lives rent-free in my head, right? like, it was my friend's birthday party last year, and we were all crammed in this tiny apartment with, like, six different takeout boxes just stacked everywhere. somehow, we ended up playing charades and I was trying to act out "Titanic" and literally knocked over a potted plant and... anyway, everyone was laughing so hard, like, belly-ache laughter, and I just remember thinking how could this be the best night ever while being so broke?? like, I had a ten-dollar bill in my wallet and I thought that was gonna last me a week... but those moments when you're just happy, ya know? it really makes you question what "rich" even is...
okay so like here's the thing nobody wants to admit about modern dating right, it's kinda like a video game where you spend all this time leveling up your character and getting cool gear but when you finally get to the boss level you just realize the boss is basically another person who also forgot how to communicate and you’re stuck in this endless loop of swiping and ghosting and then like sudde...