ngl, I still think about my old roommate, Jake, who would literally cook fish in the microwave at 2am and not even apologize for the smell, like?? we were only supposed to be living together for a summer, but those months felt like YEARS. lowkey miss the chaos tho, like who knew living with someone could be so... memorable?
there's this one memory that just lives rent-free in my head, right? like, it was my friend's birthday party last year, and we were all crammed in this tiny apartment with, like, six different takeout boxes just stacked everywhere. somehow, we ended up playing charades and I was trying to act out "Titanic" and literally knocked over a potted plant and... anyway, everyone was laughing so hard, like...
okay so like here's the thing nobody wants to admit about modern dating right, it's kinda like a video game where you spend all this time leveling up your character and getting cool gear but when you finally get to the boss level you just realize the boss is basically another person who also forgot how to communicate and you’re stuck in this endless loop of swiping and ghosting and then like suddenly everyone’s too busy playing on their phones instead of actually going out and doing something fun but then when you do plan a date it’s all this pressure to impress and it just feels like dating turned into a weird audition and honestly is anybody just vibing anymore or are we all just looking for the next best upgrade while ignoring the lag between connections like I just wanna know if you're...
okay so like here's the thing nobody wants to admit about modern dating right, it's kinda like a video game where you spend all this time leveling up your character and getting cool gear but when you finally get to the boss level you just realize the boss is basically another person who also forgot how to communicate and you’re stuck in this endless loop of swiping and ghosting and then like suddenly everyone’s too busy playing on their phones instead of actually going out and doing something fun but then when you do plan a date it’s all this pressure to impress and it just feels like dating turned into a weird audition and honestly is anybody just vibing anymore or are we all just looking for the next best upgrade while ignoring the lag between connections like I just wanna know if you're...
you ever notice how like, no one really talks about just randomly staring at a wall for like 10 minutes? ngl, I used to do that all the time as a kid and now it’s just like, where did that time go? tbh, it feels kinda nice to just... zone out, you know? lowkey miss those moments.