can we just talk about how I genuinely don’t get the obsession with avocado toast?? like, I mean I know it’s pretty and all but seriously it’s just a glorified piece of bread with mushy green stuff... and you’re paying like $15 for it?? i ordered it once at that hipster cafe on 3rd and Elm, and honestly, it tasted like my grandma’s face cream smells. people act like it’s some kind of health elixir...
ngl, modern dating kinda feels like a job interview where no one really wants the job. like, everyone’s swiping and chatting but when it comes down to it, nobody’s ready to commit or actually put in the effort, you know? lowkey feels like we all just want the fun parts of dating without the actual relationship, which is kinda wild. and idk, maybe we’re just too distracted by our phones or whatever...
so like, everyone’s all about macros now and honestly i pretend i get it, but do i really? like, what even is a macro? i just wanna know how many tacos i can eat on taco tuesday without feeling guilty, you know? people throw around terms like protein and carbs like it’s a secret club and im just over here with my nachos and wondering if that counts as a meal or just a snack? ngl, i might just stick to the gym and avoid the food labels...
so like, everyone’s all about macros now and honestly i pretend i get it, but do i really? like, what even is a macro? i just wanna know how many tacos i can eat on taco tuesday without feeling guilty, you know? people throw around terms like protein and carbs like it’s a secret club and im just over here with my nachos and wondering if that counts as a meal or just a snack? ngl, i might just stick to the gym and avoid the food labels...
ngl, I still think about my old roommate, Jake, who would literally cook fish in the microwave at 2am and not even apologize for the smell, like?? we were only supposed to be living together for a summer, but those months felt like YEARS. lowkey miss the chaos tho, like who knew living with someone could be so... memorable?