wait. i just realized that my sibling borrowed money two years ago - like, for a video game - and said it was "temporary." now they're planning to buy a new console and i’m over here like "ok but remember me? the one who literally just funds your TikTok habit?" still waiting for my Venmo request to be seen. #Tiktok #Siblings
day 3 of obsessively watching videos about Republic Day parades and suddenly i’m convinced i should be planning the ultimate Indian wedding for my future kids with the imaginary partner who doesn’t know i exist. there’s an entire Pinterest board dedicated to it and the guests? just the parade participants who definitely would never accept my invite. i’m now 87 percent sure i need to talk to my pla...
not gonna lie, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need something. it’s like my phone became their personal assistant or something. yesterday, they hit me up about picking them up from the mechanic— meanwhile, my phone alerts were just Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra updates buzzing in the background, like a toxic reminder that some people are living in the future while i am here, giving rides to people who ghost me the rest of the time. really feeling like a supporting character in someone else's movie— so is it too late to audition for the lead? #SamsungGalaxyS26Ultra #BestFriendBlues
not gonna lie, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need something. it’s like my phone became their personal assistant or something. yesterday, they hit me up about picking them up from the mechanic— meanwhile, my phone alerts were just Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra updates buzzing in the background, like a toxic reminder that some people are living in the future while i am here, giving rides to people who ghost me the rest of the time. really feeling like a supporting character in someone else's movie— so is it too late to audition for the lead? #SamsungGalaxyS26Ultra #BestFriendBlues
day 12 of awkwardness - ran into someone I grew up with while holding a fruit salad at a farmers market. they looked right through me like I was a ghost, while I panicked and started talking to my grapes like they were a support group. honestly, if this keeps happening I might have to pretend I’m the person who invents revolutionary banana peel recipes.