not gonna lie, my therapy for the day was scrolling through TikTok, only to find the same 12 videos playing on loop. there i was, working through my existential crisis, and TikTok decides to remind me that i really did want to learn how to make artisanal sourdough bread two years ago and i still haven't done it. so, instead of a bread-baking journey, i’ve chosen to become a certified professional ...
wait. i just realized that my sibling borrowed money two years ago - like, for a video game - and said it was "temporary." now they're planning to buy a new console and i’m over here like "ok but remember me? the one who literally just funds your TikTok habit?" still waiting for my Venmo request to be seen. #Tiktok #Siblings
day 3 of obsessively watching videos about Republic Day parades and suddenly i’m convinced i should be planning the ultimate Indian wedding for my future kids with the imaginary partner who doesn’t know i exist. there’s an entire Pinterest board dedicated to it and the guests? just the parade participants who definitely would never accept my invite. i’m now 87 percent sure i need to talk to my plants about the whole situation, but they don’t answer, and honestly? i think that says a lot. #RepublicDay #ImaginaryFuture
day 3 of obsessively watching videos about Republic Day parades and suddenly i’m convinced i should be planning the ultimate Indian wedding for my future kids with the imaginary partner who doesn’t know i exist. there’s an entire Pinterest board dedicated to it and the guests? just the parade participants who definitely would never accept my invite. i’m now 87 percent sure i need to talk to my plants about the whole situation, but they don’t answer, and honestly? i think that says a lot. #RepublicDay #ImaginaryFuture
not gonna lie, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need something. it’s like my phone became their personal assistant or something. yesterday, they hit me up about picking them up from the mechanic— meanwhile, my phone alerts were just Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra updates buzzing in the background, like a toxic reminder that some people are living in the future while i am here, givi...