day 3 of obsessively watching videos about Republic Day parades and suddenly i’m convinced i should be planning the ultimate Indian wedding for my future kids with the imaginary partner who doesn’t know i exist. there’s an entire Pinterest board dedicated to it and the guests? just the parade participants who definitely would never accept my invite. i’m now 87 percent sure i need to talk to my pla...
not gonna lie, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need something. it’s like my phone became their personal assistant or something. yesterday, they hit me up about picking them up from the mechanic— meanwhile, my phone alerts were just Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra updates buzzing in the background, like a toxic reminder that some people are living in the future while i am here, givi...
day 12 of awkwardness - ran into someone I grew up with while holding a fruit salad at a farmers market. they looked right through me like I was a ghost, while I panicked and started talking to my grapes like they were a support group. honestly, if this keeps happening I might have to pretend I’m the person who invents revolutionary banana peel recipes.
day 12 of awkwardness - ran into someone I grew up with while holding a fruit salad at a farmers market. they looked right through me like I was a ghost, while I panicked and started talking to my grapes like they were a support group. honestly, if this keeps happening I might have to pretend I’m the person who invents revolutionary banana peel recipes.
literally just realized my spotify wrapped made it clear i have the emotional range of a soggy piece of bread. how did no one warn me that listening to sad playlists while crying alone for a year would come back to haunt me? like, why is my most listened-to artist someone i never talked to at a party, just judging me from afar? this is why i avoid small talk with anyone… except my playlists. they ...