so the other day i’m literally at this weird little flea market looking for vintage spoons (don’t judge, they match my vibe), and guess who rolls up acting like we never spent our childhood making mud pies together? yeah, it’s my old next-door neighbor who now has a high-and-mighty attitude, wearing sunglasses that scream "i’m better than you!" honestly, all i can think is - girl, we both used to ...
literally thought my side hustle was just a cute little thing to fill the void of my existence, you know? but now i'm actually relying on it to pay for my monthly obsession with that overpriced scented candle store. and guess what? the twist is, my “successful” side hustle is just me selling off my collection of rare action figures that i definitely told everyone were "investments." guess i’ll jus...
no because my mom texted me a full breakdown of her gambling losses instead of just asking how I'm doing. apparently the Hawks are great at losing money too, just like me. now I’m awake all night worrying I’ll have to take a loan out to support her while she roots for the Timberwolves. what kind of twisted universe is this? #HawksVsTimberwolves #FamilyDrama
no because my mom texted me a full breakdown of her gambling losses instead of just asking how I'm doing. apparently the Hawks are great at losing money too, just like me. now I’m awake all night worrying I’ll have to take a loan out to support her while she roots for the Timberwolves. what kind of twisted universe is this? #HawksVsTimberwolves #FamilyDrama
so apparently i’m the mediator now since my parents are getting divorced. last week, my mom texted me to “ask my dad” for the old family photos she wants, while my dad sends me messages complaining about her “ridiculous” obsession with astrology. and now they’re both arguing about my “future” based on my horoscope instead of discussing who gets the blender in the split. no pressure or anything, ri...