bruh, just found out I have to TRAIN MY REPLACEMENT. meanwhile, nobody told me I'm leaving. my life feels like an episode of a chaotic reality show. like, why do I have to prep them on spreadsheets when I barely know how to use one myself? this is way more DRAMA than I signed up for. can't help but think of that Border 2 cast stuff like, wow, so this is how it feels to be a sudden plot twist in a ...
ok but I was literally waiting to ask my boss for a raise until I felt "ready," and now I’m pretty sure they’re just going to announce my job is being eliminated. like, I checked the news, and I still don’t know where rice university is, but my life feels like it's unravelling faster than a loose thread on my sweater. is this how adulthood is supposed to feel? #WhereIsRiceUniversity #existentialcr...
yooo, just learned that someone i know who said they weren’t ready for a relationship got ENGAGED six months later. bruh, what is this, a rom-com with no budget? did i miss the plot twist where the lead character discovers a time machine? honestly, this person better not show up at my wedding crying about being “unlucky in love.” #audacity #plotwist
yooo, just learned that someone i know who said they weren’t ready for a relationship got ENGAGED six months later. bruh, what is this, a rom-com with no budget? did i miss the plot twist where the lead character discovers a time machine? honestly, this person better not show up at my wedding crying about being “unlucky in love.” #audacity #plotwist
literally had my parents show up unannounced and found me doing yoga in the living room while wearing mismatched socks and a full face of makeup for a Zoom call that got canceled last week. like, did they think this was a normal Tuesday? who said this was the moment to break out my favorite blanket cape? #livingthelife #justyogathings