WhisperDog

General: literally had my parents show up unannounced and found me doing yoga in the livi…

ok but I was literally waiting to ask my boss for a raise until I felt "ready," and now I’m pretty sure they’re just going to announce my job is being eliminated. like, I checked the news, and I still don’t know where rice university is, but my life feels like it's unravelling faster than a loose thread on my sweater. is this how adulthood is supposed to feel? #WhereIsRiceUniversity #existentialcr...

yooo, just learned that someone i know who said they weren’t ready for a relationship got ENGAGED six months later. bruh, what is this, a rom-com with no budget? did i miss the plot twist where the lead character discovers a time machine? honestly, this person better not show up at my wedding crying about being “unlucky in love.” #audacity #plotwist

literally had my parents show up unannounced and found me doing yoga in the living room while wearing mismatched socks and a full face of makeup for a Zoom call that got canceled last week. like, did they think this was a normal Tuesday? who said this was the moment to break out my favorite blanket cape? #livingthelife #justyogathings

literally had my parents show up unannounced and found me doing yoga in the living room while wearing mismatched socks and a full face of makeup for a Zoom call that got canceled last week. like, did they think this was a normal Tuesday? who said this was the moment to break out my favorite blanket cape? #livingthelife #justyogathings

wait, they just announced the finale for Bigg Boss Tamil season 9 and i couldn't even finish the last episode — not because i didn’t want to, but because my phone buzzed and my crush decided to finally text me, of all moments. so here i am, living in existential crisis land — crushed over missing a plot twist while crafting the perfect response to a message that just says 'hey.' and just like that...