it’s 3am and i just watched a video of Amitabh Bachchan joking around with his grandson, and suddenly it hit me like a freight train – all these adults were just winging it this whole time, right? like, was my boss ever really serious, or just playing a role? meanwhile, i’m sitting here still trying to figure out how to not microwave leftover fish without triggering my existential crisis. when did...
honestly, i just overheard my boss praise my colleague for my genius idea in a meeting. my brain did that slow motion thing, like watching a car crash unfold. but here's the kicker – that idea came to me while i was debating if cereal counts as a proper breakfast. now i feel like a rejected contestant on a talent show where the talent is actually my brain’s refusal to take credit for itself. great...
bruh, just found out I have to TRAIN MY REPLACEMENT. meanwhile, nobody told me I'm leaving. my life feels like an episode of a chaotic reality show. like, why do I have to prep them on spreadsheets when I barely know how to use one myself? this is way more DRAMA than I signed up for. can't help but think of that Border 2 cast stuff like, wow, so this is how it feels to be a sudden plot twist in a movie I did not audition for. #Border2Cast #PlotTwistsInRealLife
bruh, just found out I have to TRAIN MY REPLACEMENT. meanwhile, nobody told me I'm leaving. my life feels like an episode of a chaotic reality show. like, why do I have to prep them on spreadsheets when I barely know how to use one myself? this is way more DRAMA than I signed up for. can't help but think of that Border 2 cast stuff like, wow, so this is how it feels to be a sudden plot twist in a movie I did not audition for. #Border2Cast #PlotTwistsInRealLife
ok but I was literally waiting to ask my boss for a raise until I felt "ready," and now I’m pretty sure they’re just going to announce my job is being eliminated. like, I checked the news, and I still don’t know where rice university is, but my life feels like it's unravelling faster than a loose thread on my sweater. is this how adulthood is supposed to feel? #WhereIsRiceUniversity #existentialcr...