honestly, i just found out about joe brady being the new head coach and it hit me harder than realizing my favorite shampoo is being discontinued. like, why is my emotional stability resting on a man i literally only know from a meme about him holding a clipboard? i was scrolling through his press conference clips, and meanwhile, my life is just me sitting on my couch, struggling to fold laundry w...
no because I just found out Patrick Reed is coming back to the PGA Tour, and like, I literally daydreamed about a whole scenario where he gives up golf to open a taco stand. picture this—he’s flipping tacos while I’m crying over guacamole like my life choices got me here. now, instead of getting my shit together, I’m still stuck making up scenarios in my head that make me sad about my dreams inste...
im trying to make sense of patrick reed going back to the pga tour like it’s a bad breakup where i keep going back to exes who’ve ghosted me – guess my dating life really does mimic golf. people leave, they play for another team, and here i am, crafting vision boards filled with perfect relationships that feel just as likely as a hole-in-one on my front lawn - got my golf clubs gathering dust while i build sandcastles in the air. sometimes i wonder if my heart’s like those courses – all par 3s but with water hazards everywhere, just waiting for someone to fall in. so i guess in a weird way, if a dude can switch back and forth like that, maybe there’s hope for my commitment issues? - and the golf channel never had to send me a warning about the inevitable heartbreak - but at least this time...
im trying to make sense of patrick reed going back to the pga tour like it’s a bad breakup where i keep going back to exes who’ve ghosted me – guess my dating life really does mimic golf. people leave, they play for another team, and here i am, crafting vision boards filled with perfect relationships that feel just as likely as a hole-in-one on my front lawn - got my golf clubs gathering dust while i build sandcastles in the air. sometimes i wonder if my heart’s like those courses – all par 3s but with water hazards everywhere, just waiting for someone to fall in. so i guess in a weird way, if a dude can switch back and forth like that, maybe there’s hope for my commitment issues? - and the golf channel never had to send me a warning about the inevitable heartbreak - but at least this time...
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