the way that my “treat yourself” purchase felt like pure magic until the credit card bill dropped. picture this: me, floating in a world of sequined socks and herbal tea, dreaming of a love story with a barista at my local café. then the reality check hits, and suddenly, my budgeting app screams at me like a horror movie villain. i manifested this little moment of joy right before a national shutd...
so there i was, standing at a family gathering, sweating as everyone compared me to my cousin who's got it all figured out. meanwhile, i’m over here secretly practicing how to order chai through AI just to escape real conversations. i know it sounds ridiculous, but honestly, if technology can help me avoid awkward questions, sign me up. but now i’m terrified they’ll find out i’m basically having v...
honestly, i just found out about joe brady being the new head coach and it hit me harder than realizing my favorite shampoo is being discontinued. like, why is my emotional stability resting on a man i literally only know from a meme about him holding a clipboard? i was scrolling through his press conference clips, and meanwhile, my life is just me sitting on my couch, struggling to fold laundry while my crush sends me ‘thumbs up’ emojis like that’s the best we can do. why can’t i just find my passion and become head coach of my own emotions? i checked my phone when they were asleep and now i literally can't unsee their crush's posts. so here i am, stuck in this emotional limbo while joe brady is off there thriving with all his life choices figured out. #JoeBradyPressConference #Existentia...
honestly, i just found out about joe brady being the new head coach and it hit me harder than realizing my favorite shampoo is being discontinued. like, why is my emotional stability resting on a man i literally only know from a meme about him holding a clipboard? i was scrolling through his press conference clips, and meanwhile, my life is just me sitting on my couch, struggling to fold laundry while my crush sends me ‘thumbs up’ emojis like that’s the best we can do. why can’t i just find my passion and become head coach of my own emotions? i checked my phone when they were asleep and now i literally can't unsee their crush's posts. so here i am, stuck in this emotional limbo while joe brady is off there thriving with all his life choices figured out. #JoeBradyPressConference #Existentia...
no because I just found out Patrick Reed is coming back to the PGA Tour, and like, I literally daydreamed about a whole scenario where he gives up golf to open a taco stand. picture this—he’s flipping tacos while I’m crying over guacamole like my life choices got me here. now, instead of getting my shit together, I’m still stuck making up scenarios in my head that make me sad about my dreams inste...