so there i was, standing at a family gathering, sweating as everyone compared me to my cousin who's got it all figured out. meanwhile, i’m over here secretly practicing how to order chai through AI just to escape real conversations. i know it sounds ridiculous, but honestly, if technology can help me avoid awkward questions, sign me up. but now i’m terrified they’ll find out i’m basically having v...
honestly, i just found out about joe brady being the new head coach and it hit me harder than realizing my favorite shampoo is being discontinued. like, why is my emotional stability resting on a man i literally only know from a meme about him holding a clipboard? i was scrolling through his press conference clips, and meanwhile, my life is just me sitting on my couch, struggling to fold laundry w...
no because I just found out Patrick Reed is coming back to the PGA Tour, and like, I literally daydreamed about a whole scenario where he gives up golf to open a taco stand. picture this—he’s flipping tacos while I’m crying over guacamole like my life choices got me here. now, instead of getting my shit together, I’m still stuck making up scenarios in my head that make me sad about my dreams instead. what does that say about me? #PgaTour #ExistentialCrisis
no because I just found out Patrick Reed is coming back to the PGA Tour, and like, I literally daydreamed about a whole scenario where he gives up golf to open a taco stand. picture this—he’s flipping tacos while I’m crying over guacamole like my life choices got me here. now, instead of getting my shit together, I’m still stuck making up scenarios in my head that make me sad about my dreams instead. what does that say about me? #PgaTour #ExistentialCrisis
im trying to make sense of patrick reed going back to the pga tour like it’s a bad breakup where i keep going back to exes who’ve ghosted me – guess my dating life really does mimic golf. people leave, they play for another team, and here i am, crafting vision boards filled with perfect relationships that feel just as likely as a hole-in-one on my front lawn - got my golf clubs gathering dust whil...