last night, i realized my friend wasn't just mad about the last-minute conference league tickets. apparently, they thought i was just “fishing for a reaction” after i sent a screenshot of our group chat talking about how they'd probably bail on our plans again—except, i accidentally sent it to THEM. so now, instead of hanging out like normal people, we are all at home awkwardly wondering if they s...
wait, so i heard markiplier's bringing his movie to theaters, right? like, as if my weekends weren’t already spiraling into a void of online gaming guilt. i'm over here watching gameplay at 3 am and, now? i can’t tell if i want free popcorn or a full-on existential crisis, like who am i kidding? maybe i’ll just skip it all, hide in a closet, and wish i had the guts to join markiplier’s life instea...
it's not that i didn't realize it, it's just... i was always blaming my apartment for the bad vibes. like the fluorescent lights flickering and the water pressure dropping at exactly 2 PM every day were CURSED. turns out it’s just me projecting my problems like a movie nobody wanted to watch. now i'm watching bruce springsteen sing about minneapolis and wondering if the song is about a guy escaping his issues. meanwhile, i’m trapped in this dysfunctional love affair with my lopsided couch. the couch didn’t choose to be like this... i did. #MinneapolisSongBruceSpringstee #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that i didn't realize it, it's just... i was always blaming my apartment for the bad vibes. like the fluorescent lights flickering and the water pressure dropping at exactly 2 PM every day were CURSED. turns out it’s just me projecting my problems like a movie nobody wanted to watch. now i'm watching bruce springsteen sing about minneapolis and wondering if the song is about a guy escaping his issues. meanwhile, i’m trapped in this dysfunctional love affair with my lopsided couch. the couch didn’t choose to be like this... i did. #MinneapolisSongBruceSpringstee #ExistentialCrisis
i looked through some old photos and honestly, i don’t even recognize that person. like, who is she? she literally smiled in every picture, even in that one from the awkward family reunion where i spilled spaghetti on my shirt. am i growing or just losing my mind? maybe growth is just becoming more and more confused about how you got from 'the life of the party' to 'the life of the cat video colle...