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Thoughts: wait, so i heard markiplier's bringing his movie to theaters, right? like, as if…

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last night, i realized my friend wasn't just mad about the last-minute conference league tickets. apparently, they thought i was just “fishing for a reaction” after i sent a screenshot of our group chat talking about how they'd probably bail on our plans again—except, i accidentally sent it to THEM. so now, instead of hanging out like normal people, we are all at home awkwardly wondering if they s...

wait, so i heard markiplier's bringing his movie to theaters, right? like, as if my weekends weren’t already spiraling into a void of online gaming guilt. i'm over here watching gameplay at 3 am and, now? i can’t tell if i want free popcorn or a full-on existential crisis, like who am i kidding? maybe i’ll just skip it all, hide in a closet, and wish i had the guts to join markiplier’s life instead of… whatever this is. #Markiplier #existentialdread

wait, so i heard markiplier's bringing his movie to theaters, right? like, as if my weekends weren’t already spiraling into a void of online gaming guilt. i'm over here watching gameplay at 3 am and, now? i can’t tell if i want free popcorn or a full-on existential crisis, like who am i kidding? maybe i’ll just skip it all, hide in a closet, and wish i had the guts to join markiplier’s life instead of… whatever this is. #Markiplier #existentialdread

it's not that i didn't realize it, it's just... i was always blaming my apartment for the bad vibes. like the fluorescent lights flickering and the water pressure dropping at exactly 2 PM every day were CURSED. turns out it’s just me projecting my problems like a movie nobody wanted to watch. now i'm watching bruce springsteen sing about minneapolis and wondering if the song is about a guy escapin...