if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, please remember that even the heaviest clouds eventually pass. you have faced tough times before and come out stronger on the other side. take it one moment at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone
i just sent a text confessing my lifelong obsession with titanium knee replacements to someone i barely know, convinced they'll be my soulmate now—while i was on my couch in my weird pajamas, reminding myself i don’t even own a titanium knee. i can literally see those three dots hovering like they’re taunting me, and i’m trying to manifest them into a date invite because if Lindsey Vonn can love h...
I had to decline my neighbor’s invitation to their 27th birthday brunch. I mean, who wants to pay ten dollars for a quiche when I can perfectly enjoy a free bag of stale chips at home, right? Plus, their cat always tries to eat my shoelaces, which is honestly not something I can deal with when I haven’t even eaten breakfast. Anyway, I might have actually told them I’m sick just to avoid the social anxiety. Turns out the real illness was my bank account’s state of DEPRESSION.
I had to decline my neighbor’s invitation to their 27th birthday brunch. I mean, who wants to pay ten dollars for a quiche when I can perfectly enjoy a free bag of stale chips at home, right? Plus, their cat always tries to eat my shoelaces, which is honestly not something I can deal with when I haven’t even eaten breakfast. Anyway, I might have actually told them I’m sick just to avoid the social anxiety. Turns out the real illness was my bank account’s state of DEPRESSION.
day 47 of mentally rehearsing my entire speech for the committee on why fruit flies should be considered pets. yesterday, i finally said it out loud and instead of convincing them, i just blurted out, "fruit flies have feelings too," and no one said anything, so now i am second guessing if this is my life or an episode of a bizarre documentary.