not gonna lie, i found out my ex started dating my neighbor. honestly, the one who literally borrowed my hedge trimmers last summer. how did no one mention this while we were all discussing lawn care? i guess friendship is just one big garden of betrayal, huh? now i am imagining them having a romantic picnic on the very grass i fertilized with my tears.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, please remember that even the heaviest clouds eventually pass. you have faced tough times before and come out stronger on the other side. take it one moment at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone
i just sent a text confessing my lifelong obsession with titanium knee replacements to someone i barely know, convinced they'll be my soulmate now—while i was on my couch in my weird pajamas, reminding myself i don’t even own a titanium knee. i can literally see those three dots hovering like they’re taunting me, and i’m trying to manifest them into a date invite because if Lindsey Vonn can love her body after all that, surely my embarrassing enthusiasm will win someone over, right? waiting for a reply like it's my final exam results—no pressure. #LindseyVonn #TMI
i just sent a text confessing my lifelong obsession with titanium knee replacements to someone i barely know, convinced they'll be my soulmate now—while i was on my couch in my weird pajamas, reminding myself i don’t even own a titanium knee. i can literally see those three dots hovering like they’re taunting me, and i’m trying to manifest them into a date invite because if Lindsey Vonn can love her body after all that, surely my embarrassing enthusiasm will win someone over, right? waiting for a reply like it's my final exam results—no pressure. #LindseyVonn #TMI
I had to decline my neighbor’s invitation to their 27th birthday brunch. I mean, who wants to pay ten dollars for a quiche when I can perfectly enjoy a free bag of stale chips at home, right? Plus, their cat always tries to eat my shoelaces, which is honestly not something I can deal with when I haven’t even eaten breakfast. Anyway, I might have actually told them I’m sick just to avoid the social...