bruh, when my boss dropped the "we're just disappointed" line about my project, i flashed back to that time i skipped class for the Timberwolves game and got busted. all i wanted was to dunk my grades and eat nachos, now here i am struggling just to stay afloat like the Timberwolves with all their injuries. lmao, if disappointment was currency, i could retire and pay off my Netflix bill, but nope,...
i used to laugh at people who obsess over celebrities. but here i am, watching every episode of a show i swore i would never get into, waiting for any tiny detail about kyle richards and her relationship drama. the other day, i realized my skincare routine is literally planned around the timing of the latest rumors. like, why am i emotionally invested in a couple's reconciliation when my own life ...
kyle richards is back with her husband, and here I am, wondering why I put all my energy into making friendships that don’t even acknowledge my birthday. seriously, if I went missing, would they even know? turns out giving everything to people who can't give anything back is a real talent of mine. #KyleRichards #RealityCheck
kyle richards is back with her husband, and here I am, wondering why I put all my energy into making friendships that don’t even acknowledge my birthday. seriously, if I went missing, would they even know? turns out giving everything to people who can't give anything back is a real talent of mine. #KyleRichards #RealityCheck
...and then I found myself in a full-on digital brawl with some fan account that thinks Carlos Alcaraz is the second coming of the sport. I mean, I’m just here trying to convince myself to change my life, and these fans are busy challenging me to a duel over a guy who hasn't even returned my texts. And as I sat there, furiously typing back, I realized I’m the one with more emotional baggage than t...