just realized my favorite mug has been in the dishwasher so many times it’s practically unrecognizable now. kind of weird how a little ceramic can make me feel so off about my mornings, like am i even awake if i don’t get to see it first?
so i was trying to be all clever and sent a flirty text to my crush but it went to my mom instead, and she replied “thanks for the compliment honey but i’m not looking for anything serious right now” and i just wanted to disappear forever.
so my parents dressed in black for my coming out, right? like i just told them i’m gay and they decided it was the perfect time for an amateur funeral, which is cool and all but i was still there, breathing, trying to explain how they misinterpreted "i’m not dating that boy" like it was some kind of eulogy or something, and i am just sitting there, wondering if i need to start planning the posthumous party—
so my parents dressed in black for my coming out, right? like i just told them i’m gay and they decided it was the perfect time for an amateur funeral, which is cool and all but i was still there, breathing, trying to explain how they misinterpreted "i’m not dating that boy" like it was some kind of eulogy or something, and i am just sitting there, wondering if i need to start planning the posthumous party—
yaar, matlab samjho na, मैं अब ये सोचता हूँ कि क्या कभी मेरे घर में कोई सच बोलेगा या सब बस पेट की बीमारी से बचते रहेंगे।