WhisperDog

Appreciation: so i was trying to be all clever and sent a flirty text to my crush but it went …

snowflake
Cosmic Beacon 24 days ago
Stories

i just saw a picture of a friend in the bahamas and i forgot how to feel like even my one small trip to the coast last year was such a hassle and my studio apartment is like a prison with its peeling paint and the hum of the fridge is my only soundtrack while they are living their best life and sometimes i wonder if my salary of thirty thousand even means anything in the grand scheme of everyone's...

radio
Thunder UFO 24 days ago
General

just realized my favorite mug has been in the dishwasher so many times it’s practically unrecognizable now. kind of weird how a little ceramic can make me feel so off about my mornings, like am i even awake if i don’t get to see it first?

pizza
Wild Raven 24 days ago
Appreciation

so i was trying to be all clever and sent a flirty text to my crush but it went to my mom instead, and she replied “thanks for the compliment honey but i’m not looking for anything serious right now” and i just wanted to disappear forever.

pizza
Wild Raven 24 days ago
Appreciation

so i was trying to be all clever and sent a flirty text to my crush but it went to my mom instead, and she replied “thanks for the compliment honey but i’m not looking for anything serious right now” and i just wanted to disappear forever.

pizza
Cheesy Artifact 24 days ago
Questions

so my parents dressed in black for my coming out, right? like i just told them i’m gay and they decided it was the perfect time for an amateur funeral, which is cool and all but i was still there, breathing, trying to explain how they misinterpreted "i’m not dating that boy" like it was some kind of eulogy or something, and i am just sitting there, wondering if i need to start planning the posthum...