my friend literally decided to start painting with ketchup and mustard and honestly thought it was art? like we were all just standing there trying to figure out if she was serious or if this was some kind of weird prank.
can we just talk about how I genuinely don’t get the obsession with avocado toast?? like, I mean I know it’s pretty and all but seriously it’s just a glorified piece of bread with mushy green stuff... and you’re paying like $15 for it?? i ordered it once at that hipster cafe on 3rd and Elm, and honestly, it tasted like my grandma’s face cream smells. people act like it’s some kind of health elixir...
ngl, modern dating kinda feels like a job interview where no one really wants the job. like, everyone’s swiping and chatting but when it comes down to it, nobody’s ready to commit or actually put in the effort, you know? lowkey feels like we all just want the fun parts of dating without the actual relationship, which is kinda wild. and idk, maybe we’re just too distracted by our phones or whatever but can we just admit that we all might be a little scared of actually connecting? tbh, it’s like we’re all just swiping right on potential heartbreaks while scrolling through endless profiles.
ngl, modern dating kinda feels like a job interview where no one really wants the job. like, everyone’s swiping and chatting but when it comes down to it, nobody’s ready to commit or actually put in the effort, you know? lowkey feels like we all just want the fun parts of dating without the actual relationship, which is kinda wild. and idk, maybe we’re just too distracted by our phones or whatever but can we just admit that we all might be a little scared of actually connecting? tbh, it’s like we’re all just swiping right on potential heartbreaks while scrolling through endless profiles.
so like, everyone’s all about macros now and honestly i pretend i get it, but do i really? like, what even is a macro? i just wanna know how many tacos i can eat on taco tuesday without feeling guilty, you know? people throw around terms like protein and carbs like it’s a secret club and im just over here with my nachos and wondering if that counts as a meal or just a snack? ngl, i might just stic...