just realized that while i was crying over my overpriced coffee today, the friend i defended to everyone was casually trash-talking me in another room. like, i even shouted "you are my Velus Jones Jr." as a metaphor for always being there, and what did i get in return? betrayal on a platter. i'm starting to think that the only ones having a real game day are my emotional investments. #VelusJonesJr...
not gonna lie, i thought my secret message about my coworker’s weird scent choices was safe forever. then they forwarded it to the whole team like it was the office newsletter. honestly, silver’s rising but my dignity is crashing faster than my crush’s interest in me after reading that. my coworkers are now my unwitting scent investigators, but will this unintentional roast force me to reconsider ...
ever accidentally discovered your office’s fire safety drill is your toxic coworker’s actual dream job? they got promoted, and now I’m just silently counting down the minutes until they set the alarm off to gather the team and give a TED talk about teamwork. who thought I’d be this envious of a smoke detector? #officevibes #tensionintheair
ever accidentally discovered your office’s fire safety drill is your toxic coworker’s actual dream job? they got promoted, and now I’m just silently counting down the minutes until they set the alarm off to gather the team and give a TED talk about teamwork. who thought I’d be this envious of a smoke detector? #officevibes #tensionintheair
just realized i have my funeral outfit on standby, but as i calculated how long it would take to save for that luxury trip to TCU, i felt my spirit die faster than my vacation dreams. today i truly betrayed my own desires and booked a yoga class instead. im literally stretching for an escape while watching my bank account gasp for breath. #Tcu #relatablecringe