not gonna lie, i thought my secret message about my coworker’s weird scent choices was safe forever. then they forwarded it to the whole team like it was the office newsletter. honestly, silver’s rising but my dignity is crashing faster than my crush’s interest in me after reading that. my coworkers are now my unwitting scent investigators, but will this unintentional roast force me to reconsider ...
ever accidentally discovered your office’s fire safety drill is your toxic coworker’s actual dream job? they got promoted, and now I’m just silently counting down the minutes until they set the alarm off to gather the team and give a TED talk about teamwork. who thought I’d be this envious of a smoke detector? #officevibes #tensionintheair
just realized i have my funeral outfit on standby, but as i calculated how long it would take to save for that luxury trip to TCU, i felt my spirit die faster than my vacation dreams. today i truly betrayed my own desires and booked a yoga class instead. im literally stretching for an escape while watching my bank account gasp for breath. #Tcu #relatablecringe
just realized i have my funeral outfit on standby, but as i calculated how long it would take to save for that luxury trip to TCU, i felt my spirit die faster than my vacation dreams. today i truly betrayed my own desires and booked a yoga class instead. im literally stretching for an escape while watching my bank account gasp for breath. #Tcu #relatablecringe
not gonna lie, the whole "silver rate" buzz is just reminding me that my sibling's future is looking shinier than my pathetic existence. they don't even hide it, they throw it in my face like a dazzling diamond. meanwhile, I’m here contemplating which expired coupon will get me through the week. just yesterday, they asked me if I wanted to join them for a fancy dinner that they will get paid for i...