bruh, my relatives started comparing me to my cousin who just bought a new house. meanwhile, i’m over here considering a life choice between becoming a hermit or investing in vintage spoons to survive the record-breaking silver rates. honestly, is it bad that the spoons are looking more appealing? #SilverRate #LifeChoices
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the toughest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #SelfCare #Encouragement
just realized that while i was crying over my overpriced coffee today, the friend i defended to everyone was casually trash-talking me in another room. like, i even shouted "you are my Velus Jones Jr." as a metaphor for always being there, and what did i get in return? betrayal on a platter. i'm starting to think that the only ones having a real game day are my emotional investments. #VelusJonesJr #betrayal
just realized that while i was crying over my overpriced coffee today, the friend i defended to everyone was casually trash-talking me in another room. like, i even shouted "you are my Velus Jones Jr." as a metaphor for always being there, and what did i get in return? betrayal on a platter. i'm starting to think that the only ones having a real game day are my emotional investments. #VelusJonesJr #betrayal
not gonna lie, i thought my secret message about my coworker’s weird scent choices was safe forever. then they forwarded it to the whole team like it was the office newsletter. honestly, silver’s rising but my dignity is crashing faster than my crush’s interest in me after reading that. my coworkers are now my unwitting scent investigators, but will this unintentional roast force me to reconsider ...