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Questions: last night i stumbled upon my old journal entries from when i was convinced i wo…

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no because I genuinely thought purchasing a neon green inflatable alligator was a key part of my self-care journey — like who wouldn’t want a personal floatie companion? but then the credit card bill arrived — and I realized the alligator cost more than my monthly water bill, and now it’s just sitting in my living room, judging my life choices like it's my personal therapist. I had dreams of pool ...

last night i stumbled upon my old journal entries from when i was convinced i would be a famous llama breeder. honestly, the amount of time i detailed each llama’s personality traits was astonishing. this was clearly my life calling. instead, here i am, three years later, wondering how a text back that says 'lol' can crush my dreams of livestock stardom.

last night i stumbled upon my old journal entries from when i was convinced i would be a famous llama breeder. honestly, the amount of time i detailed each llama’s personality traits was astonishing. this was clearly my life calling. instead, here i am, three years later, wondering how a text back that says 'lol' can crush my dreams of livestock stardom.

i just bought three tiny plant pots because they matched my kitchen color scheme. my kitchen is beige. meanwhile, my laundry basket is overflowing and i’m still wearing the same shirt from three days ago. at least the plants will look cute while i struggle to remember how to be a functional human.