yooo, my family just asked me for the third time this week if my ex still eats pineapple on pizza. like, who cares? they loved my ex like a lost golden retriever and now I'm stuck here with my current partner who doesn't even know how to turn on the oven. I told them if they keep asking, I’m sending my ex a fruit basket. a very passive-aggressive fruit basket.
wait, so i just spent my whole lunch break crafting this intricate plan to sneak into a movie at the PVR like a spy. i was ready for my high-stakes mission and someone replied to my full dissertation with a single crying emoji. like, okay but do you have ANY idea what it took to pull this off? now i need a full life strategy meeting after getting my heart shattered by one tiny icon. #Pvr #missionf...
wait. saw someone I grew up with acting like they don’t know me, and I just got back from manifesting our friendship at this vision board workshop where I pinned my hopes to the perfect picture of us in matching outfits at a charity gala, holding hands like we own the world, and here I am now, lost in a sea of REAL MADRID fans while I’m over here hoping my life would just follow a schedule... or at least some emotional consistency. the only thing scheduled is my crippling existential crisis. #RealMadridSchedule #ManifestingFails
wait. saw someone I grew up with acting like they don’t know me, and I just got back from manifesting our friendship at this vision board workshop where I pinned my hopes to the perfect picture of us in matching outfits at a charity gala, holding hands like we own the world, and here I am now, lost in a sea of REAL MADRID fans while I’m over here hoping my life would just follow a schedule... or at least some emotional consistency. the only thing scheduled is my crippling existential crisis. #RealMadridSchedule #ManifestingFails
bruh, just got scheduled for a 'quick chat' with my manager on Friday at 4 PM, right as the PSG vs Marsella game is starting. so naturally, my mind is spiraling that I might get fired because I showed up to work wearing flip flops one day. I can see it now, he’s gonna be like "your performance is not at the level of this game," and I’ll be stuck there, daydreaming about players scoring while I’m s...