wait, so i just spent my whole lunch break crafting this intricate plan to sneak into a movie at the PVR like a spy. i was ready for my high-stakes mission and someone replied to my full dissertation with a single crying emoji. like, okay but do you have ANY idea what it took to pull this off? now i need a full life strategy meeting after getting my heart shattered by one tiny icon. #Pvr #missionf...
wait. saw someone I grew up with acting like they don’t know me, and I just got back from manifesting our friendship at this vision board workshop where I pinned my hopes to the perfect picture of us in matching outfits at a charity gala, holding hands like we own the world, and here I am now, lost in a sea of REAL MADRID fans while I’m over here hoping my life would just follow a schedule... or a...
bruh, just got scheduled for a 'quick chat' with my manager on Friday at 4 PM, right as the PSG vs Marsella game is starting. so naturally, my mind is spiraling that I might get fired because I showed up to work wearing flip flops one day. I can see it now, he’s gonna be like "your performance is not at the level of this game," and I’ll be stuck there, daydreaming about players scoring while I’m scoring major embarrassment. if this goes badly, I will literally call in sick just to watch the highlights. #PsgMarsella #WorkAnxiety
bruh, just got scheduled for a 'quick chat' with my manager on Friday at 4 PM, right as the PSG vs Marsella game is starting. so naturally, my mind is spiraling that I might get fired because I showed up to work wearing flip flops one day. I can see it now, he’s gonna be like "your performance is not at the level of this game," and I’ll be stuck there, daydreaming about players scoring while I’m scoring major embarrassment. if this goes badly, I will literally call in sick just to watch the highlights. #PsgMarsella #WorkAnxiety
it hit me hard when my friends made a group chat to discuss the atlético madrid vs real madrid match. meanwhile, my personal drama is me wondering why no one sent a group text when my crush "unmatched" me on a dating app last week. it's like… was i the GALLO in this situation? did i deserve the silence? now im considering renaming my own chat "hearts broken, not scored." #AtlticoMadridVsRealMadrid...