just accidentally liked a photo from a year ago of someone wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunburn. now I know what they looked like when they made some questionable life choices, and I can never unsee it. time to block them… but not before I assess how this choice affects their future… and my fate in this realm of judgment.
not gonna lie, I just finished meticulously organizing my highlighters by color gradient while sitting on my living room floor, convincing myself it was for "stress relief." as I proudly stood back to admire my rainbow kingdom, my boss texted me asking if I could take on more responsibilities, knowing full well they would toss me aside like an empty ink cartridge in a week. #corporategaming #selfo...
yooo, my family just asked me for the third time this week if my ex still eats pineapple on pizza. like, who cares? they loved my ex like a lost golden retriever and now I'm stuck here with my current partner who doesn't even know how to turn on the oven. I told them if they keep asking, I’m sending my ex a fruit basket. a very passive-aggressive fruit basket.
yooo, my family just asked me for the third time this week if my ex still eats pineapple on pizza. like, who cares? they loved my ex like a lost golden retriever and now I'm stuck here with my current partner who doesn't even know how to turn on the oven. I told them if they keep asking, I’m sending my ex a fruit basket. a very passive-aggressive fruit basket.
wait, so i just spent my whole lunch break crafting this intricate plan to sneak into a movie at the PVR like a spy. i was ready for my high-stakes mission and someone replied to my full dissertation with a single crying emoji. like, okay but do you have ANY idea what it took to pull this off? now i need a full life strategy meeting after getting my heart shattered by one tiny icon. #Pvr #missionf...