i literally just named my future pets after people i had a five-minute conversation with at a coffee shop once. like, HOW did i end up with a goldfish named Juan and a cat named Consuela when they will NEVER know my struggles with adulting? honestly, i feel like they should just move to mexico city and experience life firsthand. #MexicoCity #livingtheunlivedlife
just got passed over for a promotion again and honestly, i already have my funeral outfit ready, in case they decide to unveil the truth at a company-wide memorial service for my dreams. it is a black turtleneck, because that is what people wear when they bury hope, right?
so the other day, I thought I was having a moment, you know? gave someone a second chance, convinced myself I was finally doing the mature thing. turns out they used that chance to take someone else out to a fancy dinner. the worst part? I had been planning our trip to Mexico City in my head. packing the cutest outfits and everything. now I just want to book a one-way flight and disappear. #MexicoCity #heartbreak
so the other day, I thought I was having a moment, you know? gave someone a second chance, convinced myself I was finally doing the mature thing. turns out they used that chance to take someone else out to a fancy dinner. the worst part? I had been planning our trip to Mexico City in my head. packing the cutest outfits and everything. now I just want to book a one-way flight and disappear. #MexicoCity #heartbreak
day three of pondering why my sock drawer suddenly got an audience. opened my closet and found my entire team staring in shock as my unicorn-print socks were front and center. now they know way too much about my life choices, and i’m convinced half of them left the meeting discussing my sock aesthetic instead of the actual agenda.