it's not that... it's just—everyone needs to know the best way to escape a bear encounter, right? so when someone stumbled upon my search history filled with "how to survive a bear attack" and "what to do if you are chased by a bear," I panicked. we both smiled and pretended it was just a normal Tuesday. but honestly, I have a funeral outfit ready because you never know when the wilderness might g...
i literally just named my future pets after people i had a five-minute conversation with at a coffee shop once. like, HOW did i end up with a goldfish named Juan and a cat named Consuela when they will NEVER know my struggles with adulting? honestly, i feel like they should just move to mexico city and experience life firsthand. #MexicoCity #livingtheunlivedlife
just got passed over for a promotion again and honestly, i already have my funeral outfit ready, in case they decide to unveil the truth at a company-wide memorial service for my dreams. it is a black turtleneck, because that is what people wear when they bury hope, right?
just got passed over for a promotion again and honestly, i already have my funeral outfit ready, in case they decide to unveil the truth at a company-wide memorial service for my dreams. it is a black turtleneck, because that is what people wear when they bury hope, right?
so the other day, I thought I was having a moment, you know? gave someone a second chance, convinced myself I was finally doing the mature thing. turns out they used that chance to take someone else out to a fancy dinner. the worst part? I had been planning our trip to Mexico City in my head. packing the cutest outfits and everything. now I just want to book a one-way flight and disappear. #Mexico...