day 47 of my deep, unhinged spiral. just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. why was I even looking at that? now they think I am a detective, meticulously reviewing their past, dissecting every moment of their life while I sip a lukewarm cup of regret. it was just a picture of them eating cereal, and here I am, forever locked in a cycle of social media stalking that will haunt me during ...
last night i found myself analyzing why my ‘best friend’ only texts when they want something. it's like their love language is “can you lend me that thing you never use?” meanwhile, i’m here like it’s NFL overtime rules, hoping for another shot at friendship. clearly, my emotional bandwidth is just a penalty flag waiting to be thrown. #NflOvertimeRules #UnrequitedFriendship
it's not that I thought my favorite author would write me back, it’s just like… I literally planned my whole life around this imaginary correspondence, even wrote them a letter and spilled my secrets, then remembered they don’t even know I exist, and now I’m just here like... maybe I should adopt a cat or something. #delusionaldreams #imaginarypenpals
it's not that I thought my favorite author would write me back, it’s just like… I literally planned my whole life around this imaginary correspondence, even wrote them a letter and spilled my secrets, then remembered they don’t even know I exist, and now I’m just here like... maybe I should adopt a cat or something. #delusionaldreams #imaginarypenpals
it's 2am and i am calculating how much time i have wasted waiting for the microwave to finish my instant ramen — at least thirty hours a year — only to be disappointed because i forgot to add the seasoning. you know what else has a hefty toll? my entire life's worth of binge-watching shows where the main character ends up alone anyway. honestly, at this point, i have invested way more in fictional...