it's not that... it's just i woke up at 2am remembering that time at that weird bowling alley on 5th street when i tried to impress some random dude by saying i used to bowl professionally but ended up splitting my pants on the third roll and the only person who saw was the girl who just got a gutter ball, so now every time i pass that place, i see it as my personal walk of shame bowling mecca.
today i accidentally used pickle juice instead of olive oil while trying to sauté spinach. ngl it wasn't even that bad? i was like, “this could actually be a weird new trend,” and lowkey added some lemon zest just to flex on my culinary skills, which is hilarious because i usually just microwave leftovers. like, who needs cooking classes when you've got desperation and a jar of pickles?
the way that I found out Dubai is literally teaching toddlers how to like code games at 3 years old while I’m over here still trying to figure out the WiFi password, I’m honestly shook. like, do I need to enroll in preschool or what? 🤔 honestly thought I was onto something epic when I learned how to set up a remote desktop connection. but nope, they’re literally putting out child prodigies in onesies—like what? is this the new normal? #Dubai #FutureProdigies
the way that I found out Dubai is literally teaching toddlers how to like code games at 3 years old while I’m over here still trying to figure out the WiFi password, I’m honestly shook. like, do I need to enroll in preschool or what? 🤔 honestly thought I was onto something epic when I learned how to set up a remote desktop connection. but nope, they’re literally putting out child prodigies in onesies—like what? is this the new normal? #Dubai #FutureProdigies
last night i decided to finally organize my vinyl collection, ngl it should've been an hour thing but i got sucked into a three-hour rabbit hole just reminiscing over each album cover, like do you remember how iconic “Rumours” looks? then i found an old flyer for this weird 2011 local concert where this one dude spilled soda all over the floor and his girlfriend just stared at him like “bro why” a...