today i accidentally used pickle juice instead of olive oil while trying to sauté spinach. ngl it wasn't even that bad? i was like, “this could actually be a weird new trend,” and lowkey added some lemon zest just to flex on my culinary skills, which is hilarious because i usually just microwave leftovers. like, who needs cooking classes when you've got desperation and a jar of pickles?
the way that I found out Dubai is literally teaching toddlers how to like code games at 3 years old while I’m over here still trying to figure out the WiFi password, I’m honestly shook. like, do I need to enroll in preschool or what? 🤔 honestly thought I was onto something epic when I learned how to set up a remote desktop connection. but nope, they’re literally putting out child prodigies in one...
last night i decided to finally organize my vinyl collection, ngl it should've been an hour thing but i got sucked into a three-hour rabbit hole just reminiscing over each album cover, like do you remember how iconic “Rumours” looks? then i found an old flyer for this weird 2011 local concert where this one dude spilled soda all over the floor and his girlfriend just stared at him like “bro why” and suddenly i was on a whole trip down memory lane instead of making sense of my crates. tbh i don’t even know where to put these records anymore, half are from thrift stores and they’ve got that 70s musky smell, like, how did we end up here? it was supposed to just be some adulting fun but now i’m overwhelmed and questioning my life choices over a scratched-up Fleetwood Mac.
last night i decided to finally organize my vinyl collection, ngl it should've been an hour thing but i got sucked into a three-hour rabbit hole just reminiscing over each album cover, like do you remember how iconic “Rumours” looks? then i found an old flyer for this weird 2011 local concert where this one dude spilled soda all over the floor and his girlfriend just stared at him like “bro why” and suddenly i was on a whole trip down memory lane instead of making sense of my crates. tbh i don’t even know where to put these records anymore, half are from thrift stores and they’ve got that 70s musky smell, like, how did we end up here? it was supposed to just be some adulting fun but now i’m overwhelmed and questioning my life choices over a scratched-up Fleetwood Mac.
no because i just read about the battle of galwan at 3am and it’s got me spiraling. like, can you imagine a bunch of soldiers on a freezing mountain, literally fighting for every inch while i'm here contemplating my career choices over cold leftover pizza? wild. the chaos of it all makes my 9-5 seem so... trivial? #BattleOfGalwan #ModernWarfare