ngl, just saw a new taco stand pop up on First Street in Boyle Heights and it's literally packed at 3pm on a Wednesday? like, what even happened to the quiet days? best al pastor I've ever had, but it's making me rethink all my lunch choices now, ugh. #BoyleHeights #TacoTime
it's not that... it's just i woke up at 2am remembering that time at that weird bowling alley on 5th street when i tried to impress some random dude by saying i used to bowl professionally but ended up splitting my pants on the third roll and the only person who saw was the girl who just got a gutter ball, so now every time i pass that place, i see it as my personal walk of shame bowling mecca.
today i accidentally used pickle juice instead of olive oil while trying to sauté spinach. ngl it wasn't even that bad? i was like, “this could actually be a weird new trend,” and lowkey added some lemon zest just to flex on my culinary skills, which is hilarious because i usually just microwave leftovers. like, who needs cooking classes when you've got desperation and a jar of pickles?
today i accidentally used pickle juice instead of olive oil while trying to sauté spinach. ngl it wasn't even that bad? i was like, “this could actually be a weird new trend,” and lowkey added some lemon zest just to flex on my culinary skills, which is hilarious because i usually just microwave leftovers. like, who needs cooking classes when you've got desperation and a jar of pickles?
the way that I found out Dubai is literally teaching toddlers how to like code games at 3 years old while I’m over here still trying to figure out the WiFi password, I’m honestly shook. like, do I need to enroll in preschool or what? 🤔 honestly thought I was onto something epic when I learned how to set up a remote desktop connection. but nope, they’re literally putting out child prodigies in one...